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Jessica Speart's BIRD BRAINED A Rachel Porter Mystery | |||||||
Name of Detective: After trying three other names, and still bombing out as an actress, I decided what the hell. I might as well stick with the one I was born with. My name is Rachel Porter. Sidekick: None Hometown: My hometown of New York is a lot like my life--small and cluttered apartments; fast and greasy take-out food; and can use a general overhaul. Age: As a government employee, I consider the matter of my age to fall under the guidelines of our country's military policy. In other words, Don't ask. Don't tell. Occupation: Being a female agent of the Fish and Wildlife Service is similar to being the target on a duck hunt. You have to keep you head down, your butt covered, fly as fast as you can, and hope that your boss is a lousy shot. Pet Peeves: Men who don't want to commit. Men who do want to commit. Role Model: An woman who can take on Schwarzenegger, eat an entire box of Mallomars, and still look like Sharon Stone. Marital Status: Take away cooking, cleaning and compromise, and marriage doesn't sound half bad. Quote: Life is like a good plastic surgeon. If things go right, all you need are the few essential nips and tucks. Books Published: Gator Aide (1997) Tortoise Soup (1998)
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Twilight Lane, from Avon Books, at MysteryNet.com: The Online Mystery Network, is produced and published by Newfront Productions, Inc. Copyright © 1998, 2009 by Avon Books and Newfront Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. Do not duplicate or redistribute in any form. | |||||||
